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Tuesday, May 30, 2017
A Kinder Surprise Egg for Kahuna
Kinder Surprise eggs are finally available in the US, and Kahuna had to have one.
Inside, packaged in a capsule too large for even an American to swallow, was a three piece model of a Triceratops Horridus. (And a small flier instructing you not to put any of this into your mouth and choke on it, repeated in every conceivable language.) Adorbs! Kawai!
I'm glad they finally decided to trust Americans to use this technology safely!
(Don't worry, Kahuna won't be eating the chocolate. I fully expect him to bat the triceratops into a location where I will step on it in the middle of the night.)